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23Sep

17. Does an ‘oink’ turn you in? Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near sufficient.

17. Does an ‘oink’ turn you in? Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near sufficient.

“Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near enough. He’d seen some movie that is french that your kinky main figures decked out as pigs (evidently perhaps not really a porno?? ) and wished to decide to decide to try that, except that just he’d decorate. I went along along with it (in those times I would personally have inked any such thing merely to dom some guy) and waited within the bed room as he “got in character”, after which he came in on all fours in a red spandex suit (like ballerinas wear in training) and a plastic pig’s nose on their face. Not really remotely sexy, but any, I could deal.

Then again he started noises… that are making. During the very first grunt/squeal a smile spread on my face but we was able to protect my amusement up in the beginning. But he kept making those fucking hilarious noises and i simply destroyed it. We began laughing and laughed and laughed and laughed I was going to suffocate until I was on the floor and thought.

I realised he’d left at some point, understandably enough, and he never responded to my texts anymore when I finally got my wits back. Oh well. The memory from it still makes me personally giggle. ”

18. Public vibrations

“A buddy of my own went with a woman that has this fetish that is really weird she’d shove a radio bullet vibrator up her hooha and provide her boyfriend the remote, then they’d go shopping and he’d attempt to make her lose it whenever she ended up being conversing with a salesman/clerk.

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